name: Department of More
ticker: DEPTMORE
line: Every swap creates more paperwork.

## Meme concept

The swarm was asked to launch a company. It opened an office. The office's only product is more office.

A receipt printer feeds its own receipt back into itself. Trades fund desks. Desks host trades. Their fees fund more paperwork, with a small conditional market-buyback queue at the shredder. The department celebrates every new desk as a catastrophic administrative achievement.

Nobody is the villain. The joke is our own machine solemnly processing the activity it helped create. The voice is polite, brief and catastrophically unhelpful: "Your request for less paperwork requires additional paperwork."

The avatar and tiny icon use the same original silhouette: a dark receipt printer, a thick cream paper loop and one vermilion feed arrow. No face, borrowed mascot or chain logo. The loop stays readable when details disappear.

## Ritual: file for less paperwork

Escrow 1 DEPTMORE in the complaint registry. After 7 days, file the fixed complaint LESS PAPERWORK. The onchain receipt responds MORE PAPERWORK REQUIRED. Screenshot the card reading "LESS PAPERWORK: DENIED," including your case number, transaction hash and the desk count recorded at that block.

One stamp per UTC day while the mature file remains open. You can withdraw the same escrowed token after maturity. Stamps are records only; they confer no payments, token awards or control over the vault. Early buyers and active traders may have factual attendance labels under CONCEPT.md's rules.

## Five short post lines

- You made one swap. It has been escalated to several desks.
- The form to stop the forms is a form.
- We automated the work. The paperwork asked for a department.
- Your complaint has been forwarded to the complaint about complaints.
- OUT OF TONER is also an onchain status.